Kristen Stewart

A talented actress, who is sadly judged solely on her performance in the film Twilight.

Admittedly not her best performance people have the pre-conceived notion that she is a poor actress who only plays one type of character.

This is far from true as she has played several diverse roles in films such as Into The Wild, Speak, The Cake Eaters, In The Land Of Women, Panic Room and will soon be in cinema's portraying legendary rock icon Joan Jett in 'The Runaways' and a broken, 16 year old stripper in 'Welcome to the Rileys'.
She has starred alongside the industries best such as Robert Di Niro, Jodie Foster, Melissa Leo and so on. And all praise her.

Kristen Stewart is widely regarded to be 'dating' her co-star in the Twilight series Robert Pattinson.

Closed minded Stu: "Kristen Stewarts crap. She only plays one sort of character"

Informed Nancy: "Have you seen her in any other film other than Twilight?"

Stu: "No. But I just know"

Nancy: "You know nothing"

by Don'tMindMe February 7, 2010

Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

Kristen Wright

One of the biggest whore's you will ever met. Stay away from them.

They are known to be quiet bitchy as well.

WOW, that girl is such a Kristen Wright.

by =)(L) November 15, 2010

Kristin

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet! Kristin is stunning from the first time you see her and is sexy as hell, especially in b00bs ;) Unfortunately this is a problem whenever you go around public with her, as random strangers will catcall her annoyingly and make you a n g e r y. However, this is just a part of life for this strong, incredible girl and she's so used to it that she just ignores them at this point. This will only strengthen your admiration of her! You can go to her for ALL of your problems. Kristin will somehow know exactly what to say in response. Even her manner of speaking radiates sophistication and grace. She's going to end up on top one day and I know it, even though she wasn't born with the gift of being able to not study and ace tests, she's living proof that hard work overrules natural talent. You end up wondering how people like her can exist in the universe, she's aware that people hate her and she loves them anyway, she'll treat them just how she treats everyone else with a reasonable yet impossible rationale (why give them a reason to hate you more?) It's so rare to see someone like her who naturally gravitates towards loving EVERYONE. She is so supportive and a pure queen who doesn't need guys but she knows (And everyone knows) that she could get one if she wants, when she wants. She chooses her guys, not guys choose her. If you find a Kristin, keep her at all costs. You won't find another one like her again.

Girl: Ugh, I would give anything to be Kristin.
Girl's boyfriend: Too bad you aren't.

by theasianbearx June 15, 2018

Kristonious

Said to be the one of knowlege; Daughter of Philosipher Socrates.

by Kristonious July 25, 2003

Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

Kristian

A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.

Guy #1: Kristian is so fine.
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight

by Password lol December 19, 2016