jessica parsons

jessica parsons is the best person ever

i love jessica parsons

by notjessica January 4, 2022

Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

by bazuki August 8, 2023

Jessica

the girl with the long black cock.

look at how big that bulge that Jessica has is.

by benis11 April 20, 2019

Jessica

A JESSICA HAS THE BIGGEST DUMP TRUCK YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!!

"Holy crap, look at jessicas ass!!"

by Rxlla August 30, 2022

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Wherever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va jessica”

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021

Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy

Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom

by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020

Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022