a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =
by Kelly_hotness April 8, 2007
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Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
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Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
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Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
by Mike February 8, 2004
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