Guitarfreaks

see Guitar Freaks.

Anonymous: Hey, wanna play jam session with me?
Random: Sure, as long as I play GuitarFreaks.

by FTW May 13, 2006

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

guitarded

someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.

"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

by Violet Schwayze May 22, 2009

Air Guitar

Air Guitar = Masturbation

Matthew: Stewart Stop air guitaring.
Stewart: IM cracking out a proper good solo:D

by Pooart March 2, 2009

gupta

An Indian convict from the movie "The Terminal" hiding in America and working as a airport janitor so that he will not have to return to India and be tryed for stabbing a corrupt police officer in the chest.

"Do ou hav an appion'ment?"

by Narcissus June 11, 2006

Guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation one gets in his or her fingers from playing Guitar Hero for multiple hours.

Although it took me many times, I finally beat Through The Fire and Flames, but there is no doubt I will be suffering from severe Guitarthritis.

by Awesomeman69 November 21, 2007

[Guitar Kid]

The kid you always see walking around with his guitar. Ripping away on his down time while others walk by in awe.

Other names are "Kid with the guitar", "Prodigy", "Zakk"

"Hey, Guitar Kid" "He's prodigy!" "Actually, his name is Zakk"

by ZakkD March 14, 2009