boom goes the dynamite

Exclamation uttered by a waiter when he recieves a large gratuity.

Chance opens the guestcheck presenter,scans for the tip, and, feeling it, blurts "BOOM goes the dynamite!"

by chance tripper May 8, 2009

boxing gloves

when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.

friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!

by slapahochief June 17, 2012

light gloves

A new fad (along with dabs) that the young kids are into. Light gloves are regular, cheap looking winter gloves with colored light bulbs at the finger tips. Why pay money to go to a rave show and see all the lights and lasers when you can see some 15 year old kid wiggle his fingers?

My buddy is so good at giving light shows with his light gloves, they want to sponsor him!

by DannyDay95 October 27, 2014

What Gives!?

This Term Refers to something going awry, or Something going horribly wrong.

A perfect example is the Fairly OddParents Episode, Hard Copy, when Wanda Wishes up a Engine, and a Soda, for his Starfighter, while Evading Dark Laser, a Character Parodying Dark Vader from Star Wars, but it seems that the machine had ran out of Toner, and had made half of both of the engine, and the soda.
Wanda:"One Star Fighter Engine, and a soda coming right up!"
*Engine and soda are poofed*
Timmy:"Hey! Half a soda? Half a Engine? What Gives!?"

by [e-mail] November 6, 2011

Government

The cause, and often never the solution to the worlds problems.

Imagine a world without government? Yeah i cant either, but thats because we've all been programed to think government is the answer.

by f*ck_the_gvrmnt November 29, 2010

Here goes nothin'

A really good song by nevershoutnever!

Here Goes Nothin' lyrics:p
"If timings everything

stop telling me you're taking your time
I know you're anxious
But you're running your mouth like you're five
Years old again
It's so hard to pretend

Like I know everything
I dont know anything
I wanted you to see
That I got nothin

I'll sit back and I'll watch the show
I'll lay awake and I'll watch the stars as they collide

My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night

Steady breathing is all I can advise
To a girl with a sweet tooth for revenge
I know I'm crazy but it's so hard to pretend

Like I know everything
I dont know anything
I wanted you to see
That I got nothin

I'll sit back and I'll watch the show
I'll lay awake and I'll watch the stars as they collide

My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night

Was the night everbody agreed I was wrong about you
I told them you were being so strong
I knew you were a liar
I knew you were a liar from the start
(x2)

Don't treat me like I'm playing a game

Cause baby I don't want to lose
Baby I don't want to risk it all for you

My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night"

by yourface:] August 18, 2009

gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them

damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009