goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

goobledy

Queasy or upset.

After i had that hotplate i started to feel all goobledy.

by steve April 7, 2004

goobank

They word goobank is just a word that means anything and is used mostly for insults.

Your sister is a dirty goobank.

by UrShEr March 20, 2005

goobling

Consuming large quantities of computer resources when running a web 2.0 style application. These resources may be memory, hard drive space, and commonly bandwidth due to "chatty" service calls.

The application loads lots of images at once and it was goobling my connection with TCP requests. Also, the image proxy had a memory leak which was goobling the web server.

by jkichline June 30, 2007

Goobligoff

to fall down a set of stairs in front of a big crowd and be laughed at

goobligoff just ate shit down those stairs

by alfred vanskykok January 20, 2009

goobersexy

The opposite of übersexy. Not sexy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010