Herbert The Magical Goat

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems

Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!

by David February 20, 2004

Gets My Goat

A slightly tamer version of Fucks Me Off.

Dude: I asked my girlfriend if I could try the Houdini
Friend: She told me I had no chance
Dude: That really gets my goat

by DVFC November 28, 2010

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

by Matgra October 3, 2010

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005

my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

Goat Rapist

Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.

Stephen is such a goat rapist.

HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!

by iamalex March 31, 2009

goat roper

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)

Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.

by CorkyFrom14thStreet April 25, 2016