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Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.
Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.
by Manix0013 June 5, 2013
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greasy

Something society word find immoral or something not clean.
That dirty greasy samsquanch bastard just ate my greasy turd. OMG thats GREASY!!!
by sexy Julian March 21, 2016
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Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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greaves parlay

to exploit unsuccessfully, to decrease or otherwise transform into something of much less value
He greaves parlayed his small fortune down to a much smaller fortune.
by mike sam September 30, 2007
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greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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Greasy Pablo

The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.
My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.
by Mortachi September 9, 2006
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Getting his Weasel Greased

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet
Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
by Miguele March 28, 2017
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