OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

football food

Anything buffalo

You eat football food at a football game

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 08, 2010

Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.

The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football

by YourDeadMom27 December 16, 2019

Football Bitch

A obese female over 300lb that's always talking shit

"I can't stand that big ass football bitch"

by kanyehandler April 07, 2023

Indiana Football

The saddest thing to exist. In 2020, iu went 7-2 and ranked #12 and the next year they went 2-10. Filled with mediocre 5-star athletes and half their good players gone, Indiana is in for a rough awakening, and ChatGPT was very wrong when saying they were a rising powerhouse

Jaylin: I played Indiana Football
Dexter: Of course you did, you absolutely suck

by Totallyaharvardstudent November 27, 2023

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch January 23, 2011