you wanna play football?
by thenumberonedefintionsinfake May 31, 2023
Get the Footballmug. Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.
I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.
by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022
Get the Alabama Footballmug. by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021
Get the Friday Footballmug. A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
by misf3re November 22, 2021
Get the table footballmug. When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
by Alt_F_4 September 7, 2021
Get the Dirty footballmug. Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018
Get the Jamaican Footballmug. Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
by уour mum April 2, 2025
Get the footballmug.