Faptology

The scientific study of masturbation and the pleasure it brings to everyone, every where.

Dudeeee I got my PhD in Faptology! I can now make official statements about how you're not groping your schlong hard enough!

by Cringetality December 17, 2016

factory system

an arrangement bringing manufacturing steps together in one place to increase efficiency

When they steam engine was invented, this imroved the factory system.

by ANONYMOUS739292 February 28, 2017

Factorial Fap Februar

This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number.

Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example

2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...

For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.

On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.

!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.

-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
-Oh I see. He is fourth kid in this week.

by JaAkaPanda December 6, 2018

factoryside

The countryside littered with factories. When taking a countryside drive, where you would otherwise see fields of cows and farms, and also seeing the landscape filled with giant factories. At various times of day, when the factory workers come and go to work, the 'countryside' suddenly looks much different.

Our drive in the Vietnamese factoryside was one of constant surprise and wonder.

by fafafafafafafafaforeigner December 28, 2018

factory

A word that essentially means "cool" or "snazzy." Also a typo of "fancy" that was made and is now just a fun slang word.

jimothy: i got my hair dyed today
jessica: damn that's so factory
jimothy, pulling off his hat: no it's not jessica they dyed it green

by minimimio March 26, 2021

Faptory reset

When youve had a stressful day so youre having a fap to clear your mind

Pfft imma need to faptory reset after this

by LittleMissSpud July 14, 2021

Factong

A misspelling of "Facting" used as an adjective to describe something that is a fact, or something that is generally great, it is often used with the "speaking head" emoji.

"Apples are better than oranges!"
"My boy Jay you are FACTONG!"

by Migzzo January 26, 2022