In my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms

A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 17, 2022

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

Father figure

If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure

She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches

by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 22, 2022

Bootleg Spongebob Father

The Bootleg SpongeBob father is the parent of bootleg spongebob.

Appearance

It is unknown what they wear.

"This image was taken from a split second frame in a corrupted bootleg of the SpongeBob episode 'Dumped.' Other than the image, the rest of the video is composed of incomprehensible jumbles of colors, static, or just black screens. The audio seems to be a heavily distorted version of the audio from the original episode, with loud, droning buzzes occasionally interrupting it. The bootleg tape itself was found in December 2004 by a group of 5 teenagers from the city rummaging around in a trash can within an abandoned mental institution. Of these 5 individuals, 2 have committed suicide, 1 has gone missing, 1 refuses to comment on the tape, and the last hastily agreed to give paranormal investigators the tape shortly after being interviewed about the suicide and disappearances of the other 3 persons. The current whereabouts of the tape are unknown, and many who stare at this image for a long enough period of time claim to see SpongeBob blink..."

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by Your bob August 30, 2022

Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious

Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan

by anonymous September 2, 2022

Nod Father

Refers to the movie the God Father, a person on fentanyl that nods more than anyone else around the room, the one that controls the fentanyl that's being used

That guys got so much fentanyl that he must be the Nod Father

by Stephon hubb January 16, 2026

Deadbeat father

Someone that don’t care if their child lives or dies, someone who don’t check on there kids and maybe call on there birthday, they don’t care how their child are affected. Long as Dad is able to do as he please and pop in and out when he please, he know he got the father of the year card for doing absolutely nothing. Why mom’s suffering to make sure the kids have everything they need and want, cause she has to pick up the slack the idiot want do, but want a pat on the back from his kids. He don’t call to see how they doing in school, he don’t even check to see if his living arrangements are good, don’t care to see the child at all. Want the child to come to him, so he want have to put in no effort want the child to call him so he want have to call. Never have anything to give the child money, advice, hugs, no I love you nothing. And it’s really because the idiot don’t have an inch in his body of love for that child, he just know he have a child. However Dad have money to get high, haircuts, gambling and going out. Why mom’s suffering dealing with going without not living life and sometimes unappreciated by her kids. But the kids find it in there heart to see dad is not doing anything wrong just since he does nothing. And call here and there. Most kids can’t name one thing there dad did for them willingly or purchased, make sure school going good, said I love you, or took them somewhere with his money not no one’s else money his. But he call and none of it matters.

deadbeat father don’t give af about there kid well being, not there emotional, supportive, or just advice. Some who have enough money to get high. But can’t reach out to there kids.

by Deadbeat Father February 3, 2026