eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.

Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*

by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013

eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.

by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014

Editing Genius

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.

Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

Eating Streets

To go out alot or spend a lot of time outside.

Ben: What are we doing Chris.
Chris: Today we're gonna be eating streets.
Ben: Where we goin?
Chris: As many places as we can.

by Cool Guy August 16, 2015

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016

editing slave

A member of a party who edits for another party, for some sort of payment, money or otherwise.

"I've heard that a lot people who have editors are just using them as editing slaves!"

by Editor189 May 30, 2016