Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

dildoci

A cucumber that you stick up your ass.

"Mom, can I use that dildoci in your hand so I can shove it up my ass?"

by Minister Mandy December 18, 2017

reverse dildo

Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.

"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"

by Mark Puban January 26, 2014

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

dildo around

having fun, but not really getting anything done

*can be used in substitution of 'tool around'

what do you want to do saturday?
i don't know, we can always just go dildo around downtown.
awesome.

by mrs. squarrell April 11, 2007

dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

by xpxosis April 13, 2016

strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

by amerx6444 March 14, 2010