David Ortiz theory

The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.

Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.

by thebest212 May 12, 2009

david sylvian

Multi-talented musician and artist, formerly of the group Japan, now has a successful solo career and often collaborates with other artists (e.g., Tweaker). Most of catalog is mellow, but he enjoys experimenting with different styles.

Have you heard the latest David Sylvian? It's reminiscent of Gone to Earth.

by B-money April 14, 2005

david bowie

The chameleon of rock music.

David Bowie has changed his style more times than most people have changed their socks!

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

by LiLPička March 24, 2019

Dave Heikkila

The act of slamming a non-working object against a solid surface, such as bricks or concrete, in an act of rage.

He Dave Heikkila'd his phone because it wouldn't charge.

by 123definitions456 November 10, 2010

Dave Vanian

born David Lett.
An English musician.
Lead Vocalist for the damned(one of the founding fathers of Punk).
He brought goth style into the popculture world.
Is known for wearing his interesting clothing and makeup on and off stage.
Handles stage invaders like a boss!

Punk Girl 1:'Have you seen the video for 'Eloise' by The Damned?'

Punk Girl 2:'Yeah ! Dave Vanian looks so beautiful in that one ! '

Punk dude 1:'Dude!'

Punk dude 2:'What?'

Punk dude 1:'I just watched that' Love Song' video you told me about!

Punk dude 2:'cool huh?'

Punk dude 1: 'Dude, that Vanian dude is freakin' badass man!! Badass!!!!'

Dave Vanian handles stage invaders like a boss!

by TheGirlK August 21, 2011

david vonderhaar

The Worlds biggest asshole in the call of duty community who fucks people over with shitty supply drops and likes to steal peoples money. He deserves the title of the biggest jew on earth

Eli spend $40 on supply drops and got no new weapons becuase David Vonderhaar is an assbeard pizza.

by King Boo 32 June 17, 2016