immortality cream

Your sugar daddy's sweet white filling you enjoy to get your tuition paid

I had to get immortality cream out of my hair last night. It took an hour.

by Pac 12 November 2, 2015

mice cream

Mouse ejaculate

Mommy, can I have some mice cream?

by Robituss1n March 5, 2017

Cream puff

When you cum into someone, and then eat it out.

Charlie loves to get cream puff after he shots his first load.

by augahsih June 15, 2018

cream bogied

mistakingly buying a lesser version of a product

ted: i bought the new beck cd yesterday
teddy: did you get the enhanced special cd/dvd with the music videos
ted: nope, cream bogied again

by wbf3 October 10, 2005

cream cup

a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it

first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.

hah..i got rid of the hoe by givin her a cream cup

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

sour cream

Old guy jizz, cum, semen, etc.

My sister came home, and her brerath smelled like she'd been drinking sour cream. Filthy whore!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

Cream Job

Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.

My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!

by Cfresh763 May 6, 2010