by Pac 12 November 2, 2015
Get the immortality creammug. by augahsih June 15, 2018
Get the Cream puffmug. ted: i bought the new beck cd yesterday
teddy: did you get the enhanced special cd/dvd with the music videos
ted: nope, cream bogied again
teddy: did you get the enhanced special cd/dvd with the music videos
ted: nope, cream bogied again
by wbf3 October 10, 2005
Get the cream bogiedmug. a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it
first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.
first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
Get the cream cupmug. by the big sleaze November 8, 2008
Get the sour creammug. Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
by Cfresh763 May 6, 2010
Get the Cream Jobmug. 