Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

cooked

To get cooked is to get destroyed or humiliated, to be embarassed by someone else being so much better than you.

He got cooked

by tittimandra June 2, 2023

Cooked

1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something

1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away

by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023

Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Conker

1. A British horse chestnut used for children's games.
2. The most greatest squirrel character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The greatest motherfucking squirrel.

1. Child: Let's play with Conkers!
2. Conker: Well. Here I am! Conker the king! King of all the lands!

by Ahmed3737 July 24, 2024

Cooked

When someone gets beat at something bad, demolished, pulverized and/or utterly destroyed.

Did you guys hear Mike and Kris straight up Cooked Deeanna and Anthony on the pool table?

by FargoMan July 24, 2024