Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Truth or Consequences

Truth or Consequences (AKA TorC) is a VERY small town in the southern portion of New Mexico. Located in Sierra County, 150 miles south of Albuquerque and 75 miles north of Las Cruces. Named after a game show. A TERRIBLE PLACE, home of the “TRAIL OF TORTURE” where David Parker Ray raped, sodomized, and tortured innocent women before disposing of their bodies in Elephant Butte Lake. RUN AWAY!

She went to Truth or Consequences to go swimming, but she never came back :(

by James Kanel January 3, 2004

consumptionjunction

Quite possibly the single largest repository of filth, perversion and sickening images on the entire internet.

Complete with daily editorials and constantly updated files, it is a site that should truly never be overlooked when the more depraived side of the human nature comes out.

"You ever seen the ass tulips movie clip at consumptionjunction.com?"

"I dont wanna talk about it..."

by Golden Hobo May 24, 2005

consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.

All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.

by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004

Conservative Party

The second biggest political party in the UK. Has a right wing stance (think more moderate republicans). The party is slowly in a spiral of decline after an 18 year stint in power under the reigns of Maggie Thatcher and John Major.
The party has a reputation for being made up of solely boring middle aged men from priveledged backgrounds. This is statistically pretty true. The Conservatives are heavily supported by the tabloid that likes to think it is a serious newspaper: the Daily Mail which is mostly read by grey haired women that spend most of their time tending their middle class rosebeds and discussing the decadence of young people these days.
Above everything else the Conservatives believe that society is in decline and hark back to a nonexistant era when nuclear famalies and "respect for elders" existed.

Conservative Daily Mail reader A:Thank goodness for the Conservative Party! Those immigrants get on my euphemised body parts! When I was a girl we worked 25 hours a day and were beaten about the head with a brick if we were good! Now these immigrants have the audacity to take all the jobs people like me think they are too good for!

Conservative Daily Mail Reader B:It disgusts me that these people can come here without being a white prejudiced houswife just like me!

by Boylio October 27, 2005

constidoucion

constantly douching

Mary has to start her constidoucion, cuz that pussy stanks.

by balls ulovem October 24, 2008