Conanist

Someone who masturbates to barbarian films.

Watching Arnie and his massive chopper really gets me off. I'm such a conanist.

by MrLarry124 January 27, 2014

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

Conanfreude

The pleasure derived from the crushing of you enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their woman.

After the election they enjoyed the conanfreude of their decisive victory.

by Auntie Betsy November 6, 2016

CommanderPen

say something and i will write it!

whatever just use the CommanderPen!

by PandaPurple1212 December 10, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017