Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.

uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.

by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019

Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

by Ihatefortnite901 January 1, 2021

condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021