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compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com
CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.
by Dave July 8, 2004
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computer ji

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"
Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?
by Slumdog January 19, 2009
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Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.
I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.
by El Dollar October 7, 2008
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obnoxious compulsive

When someone is completely unable to stop being a pain in the ass.
Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."

Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
by schmuckaneers September 26, 2009
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comfusing

When Rachel misspells confusing and I decide to look it up on urban dictionary.
"Your school is comfusing."
by J Breck November 19, 2007
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Communegurism

/kom-yuh-nig-er-iz-uhm/

An ideology founded in order to halt the spread of fagitry.

Members are regarded as "Negurs,"(no direct correlation with Nigger) and are known for a deep adherence and devotion to the cause. Communegurists are known to adopt controversial tactics such as admiring arguable historic figures, attacking and criticizing religion, & partaking in general acts of harassment towards others. These qualities are often regarded as "troll play," but in reality they are merely tools meant to amass awareness to the cause.
Negur 1: Dude Ronald's a fgt.

Negur 2: Lets join Communegurism and put an end to it!
by TriumvirateofNegurs August 26, 2013
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spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire
Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted
by Tangavitch May 15, 2007
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