sailing for cock
v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock
This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock
This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
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Ricky: This is gonna be fun man, got a ton of joints rolled, 4 cocks of pepperoni. Want a cock?
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Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?
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