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In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
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When a dude shoves his dong so far down your throat that you upchuck your meal of curried cayenne-peppered goat into your gullet right on his tonsil-jabber. Thus creating cockpuke.
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You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.
You blew chunks on my babystick, bro. Cockpuke's burning my hole.
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Male Victim 1- Bro, (he who shall not be named) wouldnt fuckin get the hint last nite
Male victim 2- I know bro, he had no shot with either girl, i just dont know if he knew what he was doing or if he thought one of the broads would suck his lil cock over one of ours
Male victim 3- he had no clue what he was doing, hes fucking retarded and pathetic. im callin him cocka blocka flame from now on
Male victim 2- I know bro, he had no shot with either girl, i just dont know if he knew what he was doing or if he thought one of the broads would suck his lil cock over one of ours
Male victim 3- he had no clue what he was doing, hes fucking retarded and pathetic. im callin him cocka blocka flame from now on
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