Porno Card

This card has a very graphic picture that you can get with a variety of different snapshots from porns. This is a great present to give to your significant other when you know you cant pleasure them enough.

Here honey, I got you this porno card because I know I don't please you enough.

by CaptnDesDes December 20, 2010

Face-Card

1. A playing card in a deck that features a King, Queen, or Jack,

OR

2. A card showing the reputation or line of credit you’ve built in the community due to good business and mutual respect. This can be bought at face-card.co

I can’t forget to bring my Face-Card to the business event tonight, people need to know who I am.
Which Face Card do you want? J, Q, or K?

by Ashgghh June 25, 2019

crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

Pink Flash Card

Ref. 'Bitch Please'

Also stated as "PFC"

"When my mom told me she wouldn't let me go to the party last night, I was like 'Pink Flash Card'"

by Titty Mc'Fag-Nuggets October 16, 2009

Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

v card

sumone who still is a virgin

My boyfriend wants to take my v card.

by vikkie June 9, 2005

Dude Card

Dude Card (n.) - The Dude Card is a metaphorical "card" that signifies all that means being a guy. It is used so that other Dude Card holders can let a fellow dude know when he is not acting like a guy.

Being a Dude Card holder allows you to enter into the wing-man partnership

by Scott Butler October 29, 2005