Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

Condo-rado

Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.

I'm heading back to Condo-rado for a few days to ski at A-Basin, Colorado.

by Jib Slice May 12, 2010

Condonkulated

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled

Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.

by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019

Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

by Cex February 22, 2012

frog condoms

Condoms made of frogs.

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!

by bregmano January 4, 2010

Danielle Cohndoms

Condoms made for teenagers that just don’t fucking work at all.

Wow those Danielle Cohndoms got my seventh grade girlfriend pregnant the first try!

by 0C April 13, 2019

Condo Lifestyle

Living a life disconnected from any real level of responsibility or accountability.

“Dylan had more time to ride his Peloton because he lived a condo lifestyle and didn’t need to worry about mowing the lawn.”

by Blue Collar Father February 8, 2022