clot

The glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.

Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.

by The Troll May 16, 2006

ras clot

One of several variations of Jamaican / Rasta vulgarities derived from bloodclot It is used as a catch-all swear word, often in the place of bullshit, fuck or shit and definitely has a negative connotation. All derivations come from the Jamaican view of women's menstrual blood as taboo and unsavory. See also bumbaclot

Come straight with me and don't give me any of that ras clot.

by Jacaranda November 19, 2007

Chout

another way of sayin Watch out, only shorter

Chout man, im trying to get through here!!

by casey layne martin August 8, 2006

clothesline from hell

Patented move from the great JBL (a wrestling god)

Batista encountered the clothesline from hell, and was no more

by Haldi December 15, 2005

blood clot

A Jamaican insult. Equal to calling someone a motherfucka.

Watch out for who you're steppin' on blood clot!

by Incognito October 1, 2003

Cloutlighting

A mixture of clout and gaslighting.

This term refers to when someone baits, torments, teases, or talks down to you, while recording and posting to gain social media notoriety.

It can refer to extreme prank videos or those including arguments, and tends to feature the video-taker joking at the expense of the other (normally unwilling) party.

First coined by Jessica Lindsay on Metro.co.uk

'He filmed you crying and captioned it 'bitches be crazy' after he cheated on you? Damn, that's cloutlighting right there.'

by cloutlighting November 28, 2018

Clopton

The splashing sound that poop makes when it hits the water. Best counteracts attempts of "piss-muting." Just hope you're sitting down when it happens! Works best with water!

"Hey did you hear that clopton that went off the other night!"
"Yeah, it echoed!"
"I was taking a piss and I was startled by my own clopton!"

by corporal koppesetic August 30, 2013