Caliborn

Caliborn, from the webcomic Homestuck (also known by his chathandle undyingUmbrage), is a male cherub with cherry red blood from a dead session of the game who shares a body with Calliope. He was confirmed to be the young Lord English. His sign is ophiuchus(⛎).

In other words, Caliborn is a twat.

by peanutbuttereggwaffle November 11, 2019

Calista

sexiest fucking girl alive. u can't look away from her face SHES SO PERFECT. FUCK.

jack: holy shit... she just said yes to go to prom with me!!
steven: dude ur so lucky... she's so fucking sexy her name must be Calista

by junkyxoxoxo January 15, 2021

CalHATERS

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Caliva

It’s basically when a guy and a girl had a bedtime wrestling in their bed.

I love Caliva in my mouth

by oncezek April 14, 2022

Tampon Call

1) When someone announces that they need to leave to go and change their tampon.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.

Kira: Okay guys, I have to leave now to go and change my tampon!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!

by Earl Annie Edna August 17, 2008

Tiger Call

A phone call you make to your girlfriend or mistress to warn that your wife may soon call and ask tricky questions. Popularized by Tiger Woods.

Dude, can I borrow your phone? My wife swiped mine, so I better make a few tiger calls.

by half mongrel December 4, 2009

Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

by Mdigger March 23, 2010