Amazing Race Birthday Party

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.

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by partyprofessor September 8, 2009

just giving birth

A synonym for "just saying." The reasoning behind saying this is that if you heard or read what someone said or typed, you know they said it. There is realistically nothing besides saying the phrase they could have done.

You're kind of an idiot. Just giving birth!

by robulastage February 24, 2011

The Brown Birthday Suit

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.

My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.

by ToastyStephen69 August 16, 2019

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre May 12, 2006

Big Burtha

She has the biggest smile and is always there for the people she cares about. Big Burtha can act ghetto sometimes but deep down, she’s a vsco girl. Big burtha actually isn’t that big and loses weight quickly when she goes to the gym. Everyone wants to be with Big Burtha, boys and girls.

“Wow! Big Burtha, you look really good, have you been working out?”

Big Burtha: “And i oop- sksksksksk... PERIODT, praise the Lawt! i

by shnalojrmakqoqeoidxghnsskww October 15, 2019

birthday envy

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.

Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"

by Adam SSS December 15, 2008

bdurtha

a large, two story hairstyle worn by the worn out atop the head

The girl walked out of the bus revealing her bdurtha and was laughed at by the children.

by WaterMel November 26, 2007