breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008

Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

by Twill_1 December 22, 2008

The Bread Maker

The act of inserting bread ingredients into an others ass, and the fucking them so hard that after, the shit out a loaf of bread.

I gave hope The Bread Maker last night

by Saliferous July 25, 2016

John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006

Jungle Bread

Another word for a watermelon.

Wow, those black people sure love their jungle bread!!!

by HybridAzn April 25, 2003

bread loaf

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006

cheesy bread

noun
another word for marijuana.

Jake: Hey Kelsey, do you want some cheesy bread?
Kelsey: Yea, I'm hungry. *wink*

by KelseyHeinz December 7, 2007