Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.

Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink

by Silky_13 December 19, 2022

Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.

teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"

by smelly mely May 17, 2009

rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.

I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.

by mylegalninja June 6, 2019

block boy

A young man from a poor neighborhood or street block who may be involved in gang or drug activity.

Every good girl needs a little thug;
Every block boy needs a little love
— What It Is, Doechii

by ajcrites August 10, 2023

Rage block

When someone gets you so mad you delete/block them on social media. This can happen because they posted something so stupid or ignorant that you could no longer allow them to influence your feed or they did something that simply upset you to they point where want to forget they exist.

Brad: hey, did you see John's status about how he believes goldfish and pigeons are plotting to enslave mankind?
Roger: yes, it was so dumb I had to rage block him just to protect my brain cells...

Kelly: did you see Chris got married this weekend?
John: yea, I didn't get invited thought so when I saw the pics on IG I rage blocked him. I hope the pigeons and goldfish take him out first....

by BlueHeart the illest March 29, 2015

block chicken

A term used for blocking an individual on social media, before/after they have a chance to block you.

"My ex just unblocked me on Facebook, now I can block chicken his ass."
"I don't want them to find me on social media, so it's a game of 'block chicken' now."
"Instagram is the best place to play 'block chicken' because you don't have to wait 48 hrs like Facebook to reblock them."

by ammize August 21, 2019

block face

To look serious so you appear intimidating in the hood

I had my block face on when I was in the other part of the hood.

by Chrys-TAL June 26, 2008