Bat WIngs

When you go down on a chick when she has her rags, and you get that cunt blood on ya cheeks from rubbing against her thy's in a bat wing shape.

whats that shit on my chee.. shit bitch, "smack" fukin slut, hoe.. what?, do u think im bat man? fuk u slut. dont call me that, you fukin did know "smack" "smack",, now you have to drink my ass, or ill cunt kick you.

by Greg/Chris Fuck you July 9, 2004

pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010

Bat Shit Signal

1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy.

"Hey look, there's Gary Busey. Someone must have turned on the Bat Shit Signal."

bat shit crazy bat shit insane

by Jack117 June 15, 2010

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018

Bat man fucking

Aggressive Sexual intercourse with a serious voice tone and straight facing your partner.

Bat man fucking ( I will bat man f*ck you ,I will learn your every move, I will study you until I have you down on your knees, then I'll seduce you and break every bone in your body)

by PunxSince98 June 24, 2017

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009