A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
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Balt-ti-morean- a person born in baltimore but does raunchy an ratchet things, in addition participates in criminal activity, most have drama, few kids, cheaters, and more than one girlfriend
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Get the bati mug.Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.
No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.
No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.
JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".
by Akuma March 25, 2005
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Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.
Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution
Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.
Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution
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