Awkovertake

This is when you walking down the street at your own jolly pace, however infront there is a dopey twat walking a lot slower than you. You decide to continue with your pace and attempt to overtake this feral person. However as you are level and are about to complete the overtake, the individual decides to speed up which means you are both level and walking at the same pace along side each other. You both acknowledge the situation and turn to look at each other with puzzled faces and decide to speed up but you are both still trotting along at the same pace. This can be resolved by one person either slowing down or speeding up in order to avoid it looking like you 2 are together. This can be particularly awkward if you are walking along side by side with an opportunistic rapist, chav, emo, mosher, smelly old woman, a chatterbox steve and an uncle knobhead.

OMG dude, that was the most awkovertake ever. This smelly old bitch was walking along side me, I bet people thought we were related.

by Nikkabokka August 14, 2014

Awks

The Unit of measurement for the amount of awkwardness in a situation.

Courtney makes everything 10 more awks.

by Charliebrown312 April 14, 2016

awkwardism

A condition in which a person identifies themselves as being awkward.

"Your friend is showing signs of awkwardism."

by R. Pieces June 16, 2016

awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 14, 2016

Awkward Goodbyer

When a fuckboy doesn't know how to say goodbye

Sara told Bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. Being the fuckboy he is, Bobby said, "I gotcha. I'll work on that shit." Only to never intend on working on it...

by bleachitaway January 6, 2017

Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst

Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."

by Cold_One_With_The_Bois May 25, 2018

Awkweird

When the weirdness exceeds the awkwardness

That was awkweird

by Timmy knowles October 3, 2018