Alani

Typical racist person who’s completely oblivious to it. Fast girl, but not the good kind of fast, the type of girl who sneaks out the house to have sex with three different guys on the same night at the age 13. Always grounded but finds a way to get in more trouble. If you date and Alani know that she’s playing you!!!

Alani: “I need more friend but not black friends, there’s nothing wrong with black people I just don’t them ,you know?!”

by Xxxtombadmirer5Xx July 2, 2020

Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.

Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!

by Fief888888 July 3, 2020

Alan

Alan a dude who’s the biggest simp for a girl named Raven

Did you see Alan simping for Raven

by random user79 July 9, 2020

Alanis

To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"

She gave me an Alanis at the movies

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020

Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.

Your being such an Alan today Andrew.

by Hardman George July 15, 2020

Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.

Hey man your being such an Alan Era.

by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020

Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.

“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”

by Nugba July 18, 2020