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Alternative facts

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit
A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"
by Keeper of Critters January 27, 2017
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Alternative Revolution

A music revolution that started in late 1991 and ended in the mid-90's (there is controversy over what exact year it ended). It was characterized by the rise of various music styles such as Grunge and Industial, as well as the beginnings of Pop-Punk. This time period was also associated with the rise of Grunge fashion and the rising popularity of independent films (or films styled as independent films, such as Clerks).

This revolution was, unfortunately, corrupted by corporate America, which took the elements of the Alternative Revolution, ironed them out, and sold to mainstream America. By the mid-90's, the revolution had become commercialized, ultimately resulting in the end of the revolution and the rise of corporate "alternative radio" which is hardly alternative at all
Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Green Day, The Offspring
by sonikuu113 May 13, 2005
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Altman

A type of person who shows extreme dad like qualities and loves to roast people and trigger Low-life Ians.
Dude that Altman straight roasted that Low-Life Ian.
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Alta Girl

A girl who takes anonymous boys on the side of Alta pizzeria in order to make out with them.
"DAYUUUUM! Alex is such an Alta girl!"
by Chazeee June 9, 2008
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Alternative Facts

(Phrase)
Definition: Things I want to be true
Synonym: Truthful Lies
Alternative facts have been brought forward today which show that death is good for your health.
by Censored Historian January 25, 2017
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alternative

DUDE- can someone tell what alternative means?

DUDE2- its lost its meaning, so don't think about it.
by nostaw tarum January 7, 2008
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alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.
After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.
by Bogrimm January 22, 2017
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