Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

acid rapper

Acid rapper means that you can only rap when your high

Dude that guy is such an acid rapper

by Rapper1324 September 7, 2016

Acid Twig

A butt plug that has been dipped in acid, perfect for being shoved up one's behind.

Man, I would sure love to stick an acid twig up Lauren's ass. She's such an uncultured prick.

by VivaLaTrashcan August 31, 2016

Acid Twat

a vagina attached to a narky moaning bitch who wants everything her way and in return if you dipped your wick in her it would surely disintegrate or fester and rot off.

Don't go near that bitch .... her acid twat will rot your cock off. Reject acid twat

by Whuka October 24, 2016

acid rain

My piss.

Oh god it's raining acid rain,is he peeing again

by LegenadryLegend21 December 30, 2016

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017