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Alex

Alex is an extremely weird person, he only sits on his computer playing wow and league of legends, his never moves from his chair and always gets his mum to cut up a bowl of mango for him, he tends to have some trouble with his "little fella" .

Yeah... He pre gey
by yeahsure1234 March 13, 2018
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Alex

Someone who tries to suck his own dick but he can’t cause it’s too small. And when he goes to have sex his girl breaks up with him because of the size
by Dude Man 334432 January 11, 2019
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Alex

Damn Alex is lookin kinda homosexual today
by Tony the cat April 20, 2022
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Alex

The ugliest person in the world. Someone you loved before they broke your heart. They said that they would love you forever and wait for you but never did! Don’t trust someone named Alex! Hate people named Alex!
Ew omg is that Alex!
I hate him!
by Maddieeeeee cateyyyy May 5, 2018
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Alex

Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .
Alex cheated on me, Im probably gonna slit my wrist tonight.
by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018
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Alex

Alex is a sexy beast but when u get on his bad side he is quick to take someone's head off their shoulders and ready to rock anybody but when on his good side an amazing lover great kisser cuddles great and can grind all day and all night on his girl.
Hey are you dating alex? Why yessss I am.
by Thegoat19354w8 April 5, 2018
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Alex

Alex is guy who never checks his phone in a reasonable time and just dosent text back for days. I mean really you could get a faster response from Michael Jackson, and he is 6 feet under and dosent know how to use a fucking phone. If he was Warewolf you would only be able to text the Warewolf because the only time he actually gives a response is at 12-6 in the morning and probably writes with a toaster if I had to guess from the speed hes typing.
Wow I cant belive hes alexing me again
by TheManTheMythTheLegendShrek January 6, 2019
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