2 conceivable scenarios
1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.
I'm going for a work wank.
I'm going for a work wank.
by Disco October 21, 2005
shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
by mike March 19, 2004
Search page on www.thankyourwank.com that allows you to look up anyone and "thank" them for thinking about them while masturbating!
I looked up Todd on thankyourwank.com Wank Bank and he had so many points on his Wank Balance! I couldn't resist and I added one more. Such a good wank!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
when you lay youre favorite "material" out in an arc shape in front of youreself. you then precede to masterbate furiously, once you reach the point of no return you must chose which page is youre favorite and gift them youre donation.
i walked into pauls room last night, he was sitting on his bed surrounded by magazines having a cresent wank...
by harry axe wound March 09, 2009
Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.
She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is
by stu August 01, 2003
Lee lit the red candles round the room, filled his last condom with cream and slapped his 18ft cock into it, enjoying the royal wank he'd planned for weeks.
by vinagan June 12, 2006
"Tonight on Question Time we have big-mouthed fuckwit Janet Street-Porter, grinning geek Professor Steven Hawking and Tony Blair's wank catcher, Peter Mandleson."
by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004