work wank

2 conceivable scenarios

1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’

2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.

Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.

I'm going for a work wank.

by Disco October 21, 2005

fairy

rortise is the definition fo fairy find him in #keynsham

by disco June 08, 2003

Emma's Disco Day

Make's Dave's Disco Day and Disco Day look amateur at best.

Usually takes the inspired angle of actually coming into work, before setting up the need for extended holiday with a few well timed coughs.

I am in awe at her expertise.

Emma's coughing again - doubt we'll see her for the whole of next week - she'll be taking an Emma's Disco Day.

by Disco December 14, 2004

landen

also see raspy cunt
landen loves old grannies that are fat and hairy

you raspy cunt landen

by disco June 08, 2003

chowder

just another word for puke

dammit, Jack blew chowder on my hard-drive

by disco July 29, 2003

Jamadian

The canadian offspring of Jamacian parents.

My parents were born in Kingston and Maypen but I was born on Toronto, hence I am Jamadian.

by disco December 30, 2004

GP

Ginger Pubes - one is assumed to have said pubes if one also has ginger hair (ie. collar matching the cuffs)

"Ha Ha - check out the GP - damn thats some red ass hair..."

by disco August 06, 2003