sloppy brain

When A girl sucks you off and spits all over your dick and is sloppy when she sucks you off.

I went round Swifts house to play A bit or Ark, His mum gave me sloppy brain in the shed. Whilst police daddy watched me.

by Charlie24912491 October 1, 2017

Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.

Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"

by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011

Sloppy Tammy

A filthy whore-ish white girl who is lose in morals and ethics that's always open for business.

Tina is such Sloppy Tammy. She will get down for anybody even her own family.

by Asurasenkuu February 10, 2019

Sloppy joe

Slang for a sloppy blowie

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.

by JHLmao September 20, 2016

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

by kazza41 June 17, 2014

Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy

Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night

by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011