Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

by milk_my_duck January 14, 2019

tired dog

just a random thing that popped into my head

tired dog in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.

Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.

by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023

Dogs

an animal that white people love for some reason which I will never understand....

Person 1: You love dogs?
Person 2: Nah that's wypip sh*t

by idk4920 January 19, 2023

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018