by Seigyozamandan May 7, 2018

Person1: omg I hate wearing shoes all day *takes of shoes and socks*
Person2: OMG BRO PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY
Person2: OMG BRO PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY
by Irish.is.always.right October 15, 2023

by Fatdogrankmutt May 28, 2022

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*
by anonymous June 4, 2022

Person 1: hey do you want a hot dog?
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
Person 2: Uhm I'm not gay
Person 1: I meant for dinner you idiot.
Person 2: Oh. OH. Oops
by Nobody cares March 26, 2023
