Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.

that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

by themuffler May 14, 2015

Israeli Spiced Cock

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth

I ate israeli spiced cock last night

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Cock pouch

The pouch that a dogs red rocket is held in.

“Omg Amy your dog’s cock pouch hangs so low”

by Cockpouch March 24, 2021

cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 3, 2024

Cock

A chicken

Carl: Want to see my cock
Jake: No dude
Carl: *shows picture of chicken

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

cock flower

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.

Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"

by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021