an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.
My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020
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bitch ass pussy

someone who is really scared of doing things. they tend to flop often on social gatherings or do not like to do things that the group wants to do.
that guy is a is a Bitch ass pussy for flopping
by sexytime24 December 30, 2011
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ass-slapping balls

The act of male testicles slapping their partners ass during sex. The best way to determine the "core"ness of sex is by how hard the males testicles are slapping their partners ass.
He was screwing her so hard those were ass-slapping balls!
by AK_32 October 20, 2013
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inner inner ass

the most inner part of your ass...only visable during the atomic moon (opening up your ass cheeks when you are mooning someone). Also it's where your ass smells the worse...like rotten eggs drenched in spoiled milk.
Rich: I saw Drew's inner inner ass last night while I was talking to my girl on the phone.....then he farted.
by Drewman05 July 07, 2009
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give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
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cracka ass nigga

A black guy acting like a white guy, or hangs out with only white people, or maybe even has a white ass but is black.
That cracka ass nigga is bein a lil bitch, hangin wit doze crackas.
by Pavelski8 September 11, 2006
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holding it up the ass

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.
Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.
by Nytesdawn October 08, 2012
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