Ass whole: hey hot stuff
or
Ass whole: hey sexy nice legs wana go back to my place and spread em?
innocent woman: but u r wearing a wedding ring!
Ass whole: Fuck her, speaking of my wife wana have a three way
or
ass whole: Hey babe wana strip for me and sext me even though we aren't going out, and i have a girlfriend
or
Ass whole: hey sexy nice legs wana go back to my place and spread em?
innocent woman: but u r wearing a wedding ring!
Ass whole: Fuck her, speaking of my wife wana have a three way
or
ass whole: Hey babe wana strip for me and sext me even though we aren't going out, and i have a girlfriend
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How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?
...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...
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Rich: I saw Drew's inner inner ass last night while I was talking to my girl on the phone.....then he farted.
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