angel face disaster

Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...

Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.

by i am most likely god August 15, 2024

face grease

the act of face yerping

on dawgs I face greased ur yin

by Eyohas Da Boss October 4, 2023

Face coat

A man's beard, especially one that is thick and full.

Sean: I'm not worried about the cold. I have my sweater and my face coat, so I'm ready to go.

by Jefferson Hayworth March 30, 2009

Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

Shat face

Shat face, means sad face with a little shit involved. Someone with a Shit attitude..

My wife woke up with the biggest shat face, she must be sad and mad..

by Deezknutz October 18, 2022

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Influencer Face

All social media influencers have the same face because they get the same plastic surgery procedures done and do their makeup similarly.

You know someone is gona be thirsty for clout if they have influencer face.

by sunny dunny June 2, 2021