I like your cut g

I like your cut g is a trend from tik tok that is about hitting your friend in the neck or head

To use the I like your cut g properly you must hit your victim hard in the neck or head

by TaZe Spooky November 17, 2020

Please I want to go home

When You get in a white van expecting candy

Man: your not going anywhere

Girl:please I want to go home

by Hisokasnut November 11, 2020

I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006