God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021
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by Buechel July 23, 2022
Get the What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? mug.Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 11, 2022
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Get the FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched mug.Absolute legend. Smokes Physics, Functions and angry racists all in 1 morning. Plays football and moves like a South-Asian version of Neymar. Comes clutch at the perfect time and is North America's answer to Akshay Kumar. Comes from DG like Mo Shaan
Mo. H - Broski what'd u get on that Physics test that nobody passed?
Siddhant A. Patil - 97
Mo. H - and that functions test?
Sid - 105
Angry Racist - *says very offensive word towards Brown people and moves towards the group like he's gonna do smth*
Sid - *Very Loudly* Nah personally, I'd cut loose before I got cheffed in the face by 15 guys
Angry Racist - *Cowers in fear as the group advances on him*
Siddhant A. Patil - 97
Mo. H - and that functions test?
Sid - 105
Angry Racist - *says very offensive word towards Brown people and moves towards the group like he's gonna do smth*
Sid - *Very Loudly* Nah personally, I'd cut loose before I got cheffed in the face by 15 guys
Angry Racist - *Cowers in fear as the group advances on him*
by James Timothy III October 4, 2022
Get the Siddhant A. Patil mug.A rare event that turns in your favour the odds of succeding in any given situation which would have otherwise had a negative outcome
Ex. 1: The last train for home was late just enough to allow me to board it. It really was a saint patrick's day miracle
Ex. 2: Thanks to a st. patrick's day miracle the professor got distracted for the whole exam and i managed to cheat and pass it
Ex. 2: Thanks to a st. patrick's day miracle the professor got distracted for the whole exam and i managed to cheat and pass it
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