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Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015
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Cock dunking

WhIle sprinting, you jump in the air and jam your cock down someones throat
by Dendawggg January 12, 2017
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Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.
If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.
by Texas ranger November 19, 2019
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cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.
"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
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mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
by Fannylips April 21, 2018
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Cock

Raw meat which Horny bastards use in certain situations. Most people prefer raw meat but some weirdos prefer to cook the meat in a furnace or something ⁉️ Make sure to keep your COC secure from getting raided by giants (protection recommend)
His feelings for her were as hard as COCk
by Hmonny August 6, 2021
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Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023
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