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Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.
Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!
by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025
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Internet Hot

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.
Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.
by MOOS April 22, 2013
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Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.
Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.
by DonJon86 March 30, 2022
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Hot Dog

Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating

"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
by Rebel Friend March 26, 2020
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Hot Pocket

While drinking tea and performing anal on male or female one would pull out and shove the tea bag up the partners anus then resuming anal intercourse resulting in a nice hot pocket
Gave her a "Hot pocket" and she loved it
by DatOneAussie June 21, 2014
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hot

usually a sexy and hot person named jay who is a joker kinnie and very nice and poggers. also very horny so there's that too but their kindness over ranks that .
A ; omg did you see that new person ? . . they're like .... hot
B ; obviously not hotter than hot but yk they might get there .
A ; jay is so hot .
by wimlerssss May 20, 2021
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Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina
I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket”
by sillykitty4 May 6, 2024
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