you can’t tell me what to do

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

colleened me

when someone interrupts another who is telling a story or speaking. Usually because they think their input is more interesting.

You just colleened me.Why did you interrupt my story with your own?

by MythInc February 4, 2014

Fuck me

1. A way to express anger

2. A expression of what you want to do

When the box fell on James' foot he screamed Fuck me .

by Jeffrey willingly June 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Pick-me girl

Terminal cancer.
Wants all the boys, even the gay ones (me)
All of her relationships (likely senior freshman) looks creepy

Pick-me girl; HES MINE! YOU CANT TALK TO YOUR “friend” BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITH YOU GUYS AND ITLL RUIN MY REPUTATION
Gay primary subject that said pick-me girl is simping over; We’re a gay polyamorous relationship of 22 men.
Pick-me girl; DONT LIE MY POOKIE BEAR!
Gay secondary subject, said “friend” of gay primary subject; I have never seen you in my life!
Pick-me girl; *continues to say multiple slurs*
Gay tertiary subject, unimportant to current situation; Twenty-twosom-

by fortcraft moment January 30, 2025

Drop Me Spine

To defecate.

I was off to the bog to drop me spine. i feel twenty kilos lighter now.

by the bingo September 29, 2008

Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach

by idkjustdealwithit August 22, 2011